turday's subject iz: THE BUS FROM HELL.
THE BUS FROM HELL, alsso known az the montreal 105 (shurbruke) iz an express bus from hell dat takez you down all 9 levelz of hell, from the hot poopy smelly fire land to the lowest level dat iz all frozen ice creem wit satan.
the 105 waz dezigned in 1873 by the same persun who creaturded gay-concordya metro stashion: billy bob bobbett, a homo rednek from texas. becoz he iz az dumb az a rock, billy bob made a bus line dat iz gay and completelys retarded. dis made him the montrehaul homo publyc transportashion presidant (the S.T.M., aka suxx too much). hiz catchphrayze iz "i needz new diapur!"
secuntly, the 105 followz a crazee clock dat jamz and jumpz all the tyme, giving crazeee hourz lyke -43pm and 0.34/56 o'clock. dis makez the nosense of the bus and makez you wait 439841938 hourz at busstop and want to killself! :)
1. swetty gym man
he iz big and smellz lyke lawker room. beware of his huge nike bag, it may hit u in the face twice. he will have trouble breething and ware tyte sweatpantz so everyone can see hiz ballz and peenus.
aka the slowest thing in universe, do everything to pass her! she goes in bus wit GIANT sharpened metal cart wit 2000 smelly plastique bagz insyde. she will cut you wit cart if youre in the way and take pleazure from it. she smellz lyke dying and will cough everywhere to share fun dizeazes!
3. teen gurl on fone
she iz LOUDD. she will be wit boyfren on her fone and in a fyght wit him. you will want her to silence but she will keep talking on fone forever. she will be sayin thingz lyke: "ya know" "so lyke" and "whateeevurd"
4. 1,000,000 studentz
get ready for bonez to be krushed to piecez!!! there are 2721 studentz who will enter the bus and krush you wit dere big school bagz. dey will also smell (no deo) and talk EXTRA LOUD, all at the same time. dey will keep moving and dancing every 2 secondz to krush your feet! dont fite back; dey only kidz. be nice and let the chrildren rape your soul. :)
5. woman wit baby carige
make space! big mama and her baybay have enturd the bus. if you lucky dere will be 3 mamas wit double carriagez (the larger onez wit 2 babiez, side by side). if extra lucky she will also be OBESE AND pregnant wit twinz too (dat iz one heavy mama!!!). she will be hitting everyonez legz as she leavez bus, and it will take her 4 hourz to exit becoze she will keep hitting and getting stuck on sides of door.
6. creepie man
if you woman, get reddy for rape-y! creepie man iz horny and he wantz to lick you. he iz eazee to find in bus; just look for pair of wyde eyez staring at you. dat will be him. dont turn your back or look away becoze he will do horrible thingz when your guard iz down. oh creepie man, how you make the bus ryde so howkword for womenz and little chrildren.
7. pot smokur
he smellz lyke feet and he will be stumblin everywere! itz the pot smokur and he will be sooooooooooo hy! he will sumtimez spontaneouslie laff out loud. lyke creepie man, you have to look at eyez to trully know he iz pot smokur; dey will be red lyke demon blood.
well datz it for the ryde! believe it or not, you can survive if you go in corner, go insane and looze cuntciousness! you will never be the same afturd, but at least yull have the wonturdful memoryez! :) 
