wotd: superbowel

turday's wurd of the day iz superbowel :)

"A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer."

eg: Dave, I had a Superbowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Super%20Bowel&defid=4664712

wotd: hiberdating

turday's wurd of the day iz hiberdating :) 

"Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend"

eg.: I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hiberdating

wotd: slysloth

turday's wurd of the day iz slysloth :)

"A person who can get everything done by another person so they can get some zzzz's."

eg: Willie: Hey Christine while you're in the kitchen can you get me a waffle?

Christine: Yes

Dad: Willie is one slysloth.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slysloth

wotd: Jeebus

turday's wurd of the day is Jeebus :)

"Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh."

eg: "Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jeebus&defid=2667675

wotd: Xmax

turday's word of the day is Xmax :)

"Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Xmas and is way cooler. It is possible to celebrate Xmax inadvertantly, so if you're having quite a lot of fun at Xmas and nobody's talking about the baby Jesus, then you're probably celebrating Xmax. Don't worry tho, Xmax is much better."

eg: "I can't believe it's December 25th again so quickly"

"Yeh, I know. Thanks for this amazing present by the way, it's much better than any Xmas present i've had before!"
"That's cos it's an Xmax present dude! Merry Xmax"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Xmax&defid=2860039

wotd: buysexual

turday's wurd of the day is buysexual  :)

"Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping."

eg:

(1) Taneequah: Yo, Shaneequah ain't gettin' none, so she went out to the mall and picked up 23 new outfits and a X-Box.
Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buysexual all up in herrrrrrre.
(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.
Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buysexual, wouldn't you say?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buysexual&defid=4448181

wotd: montrealol

turday's wurd of the day iz montrealol. :)

montrealol iz a wurd inventurded in 1873 by Poutine Sandwitchez (me!) of the excellenty blog montrealol of amazingnesss. 

montrealol iz a nown. "a montrealol" iz a moment when sumthin funny, stoopid, or retarded happenz in the citty of montrael, quobec, kanada. montrealolz happen ull the time when u live in montreol becoze it iz a city full of "specialnesss".

eg.:

-when u take montreale metro and an olde womyn wit huge metal cart smashez it to ur legz to sit down.

-when ur neighburz listen to celine dion in the very loud and u go beat dem wit canadiens hockey styck.