"Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started
the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of
the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a
virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives
an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was
chosen to bare the Son of Gosh."
eg: "Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity."
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