anal ghostz

OMG i am so scarezd!!!

did youz know that theire are scarie ghostz that can hide in yur bumbum? well the answerz is yez.  the name of theze spookey monsterz is ANAL GHOZTS.

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosthunting/ParanomalSex.php

anal ghostz ezcaping.

in this websyte a womyn tolks about how her husbend has eXtreme diarrhea and poopies/farts a lot, especiallie the bed fartz!  so it is not becauz he is fat and drinkz lots of milk which makes gas before he sleepz, but she thinkz it iz because of an anal ghost that went inzide him and is making mess of his colon!

omg i never knu that so much danger waz in the anus with ghoztz! i will be sooo careful now not to poop in haunted houze!

"A prayer to St. Michael To remove a Anal Ghost: 

† Oh great Angel St. Michael hear my prayer.

Please in your divine justice and wisdom remove this ghost that infest my bowels and anus.

Remove this foul ghost from me as you did the Devil from Heaven.

In your wisdom bless me and free me from this evil affliction now and forever. 

† Amen"