mOnTREaL!!!

montreaturd is the city where i have life.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

so wut is a montreal?

a montreal is a city in QUOBEQ, CANADHA.  montrael is an ISLAND, meaning dat the peuple inside are doomed if bridges stop existurding, which iz whats slowly happenin becuz of their strucktural failiure.  it is a city with a population of 325,218,534,377,309,873.51524 peopel.

montreul is  a mosstly FRENCH city, so the people are juss as bitchy az people from FRANCE.  near the west, in NDG, which iz wheir i live, people are ENGLESH. dere are lotz of old peupel in montreale and everyone eatz poutine! poutine iz french friez with gravy and cheeze. itz the bestest thing eva.

the presant mayeur of montreul iz GERALDO TREMBLE and he iz old.  he haz no lipz. he soo seriouz!

dere iz lotz of special thingz in montreal, like de giant retarded UFO wit an erection. for 15DOLLA u can go into the penis and look downe at de vagina of the ufo. iz not worff it.

montreale alsso haz a volcano called Maunt-Royale. dis iz the burthplace of Royale toilet paper.  mount royale iz very fun and biutiful.

so come to montreale becuz paris iz too far! we have lotz to offer and take from you, so come on over!