i met the VINEGAR LADEE turday in the buss. she waz REALLLLLL PRETTAY. she waz olde and had my favouritez crackly plastique dollarstorre bagz!!! I LUV dose bagz becuz dey break open as soone az u walk out da doorr, dat way all 1$ itemz u bought fall on ground and brake into piecez!! DOLLARAMA plaztique bagg for the winn!!
she waz sitting by the bus window, all prettay. thhe noizy bag i likez so much waz rubbin' gainst her purple pant; butt the bag waz stufffed wit a sofa cushiyon. it waz deeep in derre, making sure there aint no drip, ya know? in da bag. im positits there was a drip tho, even though i couldnt smell anithyng but VINIGGER. im shure the drip of the bag was VINIGGER. perhapz she bathez wit, or likez to put in her krusty gray hayr. eithurd way, everyone waz gettin' high off vineggear fumez. it waz smelly hawt!
i waz very inturdrested when sudinly she took outt a klinex tishue piaper and waz making weird noizez! she rubbed de klynex against the dirrrty buss window, remooving the waturd condenshashion. she waz rubbin it everiwere across the window, even in thoze krusty gunky old cornerz where da muck buildz up. when she took the klyenex off, it waz browny & dirtsnot poopie-like!
unexpecturdly, she putt the kleyenex againstz her hair. she waz wiping her hayr wit it. the kleienex waz breaking apart but she kept rubbing it against her head, against her hayr. some of the hayr turned brown like the kleenex. she keept rubbing until the kleeynex waz all torn apart. wen she waz done rubbying it, she stuffed it wit the cu$hion in the bag.
she den got up and started gesturdring at the driver and making retarded noizez. i think it waz becuz she pooped! she took her plaztique bag and box-like stained purse and did a walk-run to the back busdoor, grabbing on to the barz wit her skinnay veinay spottay white handz wit long nailz. the doorz opened, and she got off the buss. the important thing iz dat her smell stayed. i luv u, stinky dollabag vinegar lady. dont leave me without ur putrid scent ever again.
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